And when you wake up, everything is gonna be fine.


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Aug 28, 2014
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homosexualcats:

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

streetlight-mashedpotato

This is me to an unbelievable extent


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bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth

bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth

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Aug 28, 2014
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therealraewest:

Okay but imagine:

  • Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
  • Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume
  • Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest
  • Peter Parker losing said contest
  • Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool

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vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE





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convert your office into a horrible disaster

cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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convert your office into a horrible disaster

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Aug 28, 2014
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danisnotonfire:

NEW VIDEO EVERYONE! ‘Dan and Tyler Being Offensive’

I found this video extremely humorous whilst slightly seizing me of the small shred of innocence I still have

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phlurp:

My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.

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Existential crisis

I just don’t want to do any of it anymore. I hate it. It’s the 3rd day of school and I’m already contemplating how to get out of it forever. My parents don’t even attempt to understand and I have no friends anyways, so what’s the point?


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bongdonurie:

don’t talk to strangers online because you will become best friends with them, and the distance will ruin your life

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me witnessing the birth of my child: nice